Every morning I am amazed by what I find in my "Spam" mail folder. No matter how many times I try and get rid of this stuff, it still magically appears overnight while I'm sleeping.
Today's menu boasts some of the usual
From Vicky Lazari $500 HOME IMPROVEMENT GIFT CARD
From liz42756 WANT TO SEE MY PRETTY PICS?
From Erase Debt LEGALLY ERASE DEBT AS SEEN ON CNBC
From Allie Wilson YOUR NEW DELL XPS M1530
From Karen Storm YOUR BLACKBERRY STORM IS READY
From Your bail out GET YOUR BAILOUT...ITS YOUR TURN (there's three of those)
From Sue Emerson YOUR PENDING SHIPMENT
From Jennifer PRIZE DELIVERY NOTIFICATION
From Senate House ATM CARD NUMBER 47361028878876
From JeNNiFeR WANT TO BE LOVED? COME HERE
From Michael Vincent I FOUND YOU A NEW JOB
From Fling MEET SOMEONE SEXY TONIGHT
And the one I receive most often these days is for Acai Berry. Originally, the emails claimed that this stuff would make your skin smooth, now it is for weight reduction....oh, and there's the growing list of people who want to give me new ring tones for my phone.
NO!!!!! I don't want a bailout, bail in, a new job, to find someone sexy, to go on a date or to see your pics. I don't want to lose weight, get my skin softened, or get a "free" gift from your site. And I damned sure do not want any new ring tones for my phone. If it rings at all, and I actually hear it, I'm happy. I don't need something that is going to play the Macarena for god's sake.
Why don't all these people get in touch with Michael Vincent and find a new job?
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