A movie came out a few years ago called "The Bad Santa".. Billy Bob Thorton played the role of the bad Santa in that movie. My favorite line is close to the end, when he looks at the family and says, "Do you people really need all this shit?" Hysterical, and oh so true! This is the story about a Bad Santa. I'm sure alot of you know one, or have been one.....
Saturday, we were trying to organize the rest of our Christmas "shit" and it was a big job. We even found some stuff that we didn't know we had.....for instance, a Santa suit....hehehehe......
Bad Santa is pooped after organizing Christmas goodies
Bad Santa has a few too many Belikins
Bad Santa trying to lure people into the courtyard
Bad Santa takes a break in the kitchen
Bad Santa tries to sober up in the shower
Bad Santa cat calling pedestrians
Bad Santa tries to steal a bike
Failing the bicycle heist, Bad Santa tries escaping on a golf cart
Bad Santa doesnt realize he has no gun, and tries to hold up the Isla Bonita store
“I can always sell t-shirts on the beach”. This was my mantra for many years.
My mantra became a reality six years ago. Join me on my journey in San Pedro, Ambergris Caye in the tiny country of Belize in Central America. Belize is a melting pot of people, Mayan, Kriol, Belizean, Spanish, and ex-pats from all over the world live together in a country the size of Massachusetts.
I don’t sell t-shirts, but I AM on the beach!